Hair do + glasses = issues

Two weeks ago, I couldn't stand it anymore - my hair had gotten too long. It needed to be cut. Anna, my stylist said that for a cut and highlight, the soonest appointment she had was two weeks away.
I pouted, but since I refuse to schedule an appointment for hair that might not be too long yet, I waited.
When I got to the salon, I got the question I dread "What are we gonna do?" 
Ugh.
I can look through all the hair publications, websites and magazines I want, but very few look like me.
No, no, there are tons of white women with brown hair - tons. 
But very few of the women with the ravishing hair wear glasses.
Every publication is full of page after page of women with bangs that drape dramatically over one eye, or gently curve around the face to frame it. With glasses, the bangs look like the giant slide at the county fair. The curve? It kinda gets a kink in it.
I've tried going to websites for women with glasses. It's quite funny. They're covered in words. As if women who wear glasses are too smart to appreciate a picture or two. 
And so, I look, and hope, attempting to do what I'm not very good at - visualizing my own hair.
Seriously?
Thanks for the help Anna. It looks good.