You can't make this up.

So, I wasn’t feeling well this morning, and asked the kids to help themselves to yogurt for breakfast.

Well, the little one did and somehow got yogurt all over the kitchen. I didn’t notice this until most of the container was on my dress pants.

Changed my pants.

Then, I opened the fridge. Seems the kids had also helped themselves to the grapes, which proceeded to fall and bounce across the kitchen floor.

As I stood up from chasing grapes, I noticed one of the shelves in the fridge was white. Seems the milk I bought this weekend had a slow leak.

As I took the milk out of the fridge, I upset the eggs, which tumbled end over end and broke in a runny mess on the floor.

As I cleaned up the eggs and then the milk, I could hear the garage door going up and down – apparently the kids needed to find some way to amuse themselves.

I went outside to find the older two fighting and the littlest in only a pair of shorts (his siblings assured me they had dressed him.)

Got him dressed, got everyone dropped off, only to find the check for the daycare lady was in the pocket of the first pair of pants I put on in the morning….

So, how’s your day going?